I'm on my way to Marxism 2011, where I will be harassed by the SWP and will sleep on the floor with no access to shower or internet.
If you happen to go, come and say HI. I'll be the one wearing glasses and an exhausted look.
I can only hope that I'll come back with more than "I could have given the bloody talks, I know more than them!". If that be the case, and I can be arsed, I'll write about the experience.